Lunchlady Land Guitar Chords & Lyrics
By Adam Sandler · Accurate chord sheet on WokChords (Wok Chords)
Key
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Verse 1
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Woke
up in the morning
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Put
on my new plastic glove
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Served
some reheated salisbury steak
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With
a little slice of love
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Got
no clue what the
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chicken
pot pie is made of
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Just
know everythings doing fine
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Down
here
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in
Lunchlady Land
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Well
I wear this net on my head
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Cause
my red hair is fallinout
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I
wear these brown orthopedic shoes
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Cause
I got a bad case of the gout
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I
know you want seconds on the corndogs
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But
theres not reason to shout
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Everybody
gets enough food
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Down
here
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in
Lunchlady Land
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Well
yesterdays meatloaf
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is
todays sloppy joes
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And
my breath reeks of tuna
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And
theres lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
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In
Lunchlady Land your dreams come true
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Clouds
made of carrots and peas
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Mountains
built of shepherds pie
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And
rivers made of macaroni and cheese
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But
dont forget to return your trays
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And
try to ignore my gum disease
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No
student can escape the magic of
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Lunchlady
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Land
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Hoagies
and grinders, hoagies and grinders
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Hoagies
and grinders, hoagies and grinders
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Navy
beans, navy beans, navy beans
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Hoagies
and grinder, hoagies and grinders
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Navy
beans, navy beans
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Meatloaf
sandwich
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Sloppy
joe, slop, sloppy joe
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Sloppy
joe, slop, sloppy joe
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Sloppy
joe, slop, sloppy joe
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Sloppy
joe, slop, sloppy joe
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Well
I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
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All
the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me
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It
screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold
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I
said I got the spatula just do what youre told
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Then
the liver and onions started joining the fight
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And
the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might
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And
the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
etc...
Its called revenge Lunchlady said the garlic bread
I said what did I do to make you all so mad
They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
Then the green beans said you better run and hide
But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side
He said if it wasnt for the Lunchlady the kids wouldnt eatcha
You should be shakin her hand and sayin please to meet ya
She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
You should be kissin her feet and kissin her mole
Now all the angry foods just leave me alone
And we all live together in a happy home, Thanks to
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe, Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe
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Well
me and sloppy joe got married
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We
got six kids and were doin just fine
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